Big Ben and the World Cup

Author: Aaron J
14.06.2006

OMG AARON! BIG BEN IS INJURED! LOOKS LIKE THE STEELERS ARE GOING TO SUCK THIS YEAR!

Jesus plesus, shut up! Yeah, Ben was riding on his hog w/o a helmet and smashed in his face and a leg or something. But his face isn’t going to affect his game; he’s rich enough after only 2 seasons (really great seasons, btw) to replace every tooth in his grill if he needed to.

And as for the other random limb, he’s been busted up before, and mid-season. Now it has more time to heal, and even the preseason doesn’t start until August.

Oh yes. World Cup.

So I tell a few people who my money is all on this year (Brazil) and they call me a cowardly cheapskate. Wtf. Yeah, so it’s a pretty sure shot. But when you’re betting money (at least when I’m betting money), you go for who you think will win.

This year all those “uppies” are rooting for Togo, which is at 0-1 so far and happens to be at the bottom of its group. So I said, yeah, I’ll bet on Togo. I bet that Togo would finish at the bottom of their group. Where is the love? Brazil, and stop asking.


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