April 29, 2007, Posted by Aaron J at 10:55 pm
1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your [...]
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April 23, 2007, Posted by Aaron J at 10:52 pm
“I realize now that by trying to hide from life, by trying to isolate myself from life, that I have succeeded. I am no longer alive, by any standard.”
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April 14, 2007, Posted by Aaron J at 10:51 pm
The only reason Don Imus lost his job is because he has been made an example of. Everyone knows he’s not really racist. For 30 years he has been making fun of everybody. Was what he said racist? No. Was it out of line? Yes it was. Did he deserve to be fired? Not really. [...]
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April 12, 2007, Posted by Aaron J at 10:50 pm
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its [...]
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