More ghetto failure
Matches nicely with the ghetto headset.
Matches nicely with the ghetto headset.
This past weekend, Schweffy and I talked on the phone. I felt like I was there for her. I felt like we were getting closer again. But the very next day she tells me not to talk about serious things with her. Because I’ve noticed lately she’s been ignoring a lot of my texts. And [...]
I’ll bet you didn’t know that I am an accomplished Author.
Yes I am.
I wrote The English Civil War: A Fairy-Tale a couple years ago. Give it a read. It’s a best-seller.
Read more of my works (and the works of others) at the Vladimir Publishing Company website at: http://www.vladimirpublishing.com/
Also, we’ve got network statistics for which of [...]
I’m bored. As such, I went through the entire FAIL Blog and picked out the best(worst?) failures of them all. And put them in order!
19. If you’re a nice person, you’ll be a good Samaritan and help nice people who need rides.
18. Ever since he was 5, Johnny’s parents knew he was destined to be [...]
We’ve had the best of times, we’ve had the worst of times.
No seriously, my happiest moments were spent with her (Dec-Jan 2007-08), as were my least (assorted occasions since April 2008). She makes me so happy, yet so upset too.
She’s my best friend. And I love her. There’s no question as to whether it’s worth [...]
I am in the mood for some lolcats!
So I was talking to my friend Andrew the other day and he started singing “U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer. I was like, “Superfreak’s better, fool.” And he flipped out on me. Turns out he didn’t even know Rick James did that song. I’m wondering if he’s ever heard it. So it’s time [...]
So I turned 18 today. Woo happy birthday to me!
To demonstrate how cool I am, I created this chart which shows normal, boring parties vs. my party.
All it really means to me is that I can do everything I’ve been doing for the past 5 years legally. Woo Hoo. A few days ago I was [...]
I usually don’t make 3 posts in one day, but it’s my birthday so suck it.
Basically I was cruising i can has cheezburger when I happened upon this LOL:
Then I noticed a link: LOOKING FOR MORE FAIL? As a matter of fact I was, so I clicky clicky’d and discovered the FAIL Blog. The [...]