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Yes indeed you heard me. We have a new author to our lovely blog. Dreamingdaisy (Megan Bristow) is now an author on penguinpride. She blogs to tell her story…because she has one to tell!

She recently graduated from the wonderful Home School. This school is renowned for its world-class volleyball team. Megan’s interests include going to church, going to youth group, and going west.

She is also very good at soccer, as the CFA Games will soon show.

Megan works at Chick-fil-A, and has been working there since summer 2007. She is now a team leader and bosses everyone around. She will leave in order to attend a college (in the west) where she can study business management and perfect the art of bossing people around.

Her return, however, is sadly doubtful, as she prefers the slower, down-home feeling of the Midwest to the bustle of the cities in the East. Luckily, her Internet presence will never leave us!! :D

PS. It is rumoured that she talks like this. This is, however, not true. Megan is not from Texas, she’s actually from South Canada.

 Welcome, dreamingdaisy!!

Splat.

LOL.

Yum Yum! Diet!

Well at least now we know what’s in it.

Very few people actually know what “irony” means. Frankly, this causes me to want to find all the people who do and give them all blowjobs. What EVERYONE (even those who don’t know what irony means) knows that the Alanis Morissette song is anything but ironic.

And I’m getting a bit tired of hearing this.

So here is the little-known exchange which pwned Alanis-haters forever and allowed her to create more, equally traumatizing albums:

“rain on your wedding day would only be ironic if you were marrying on National No rain day”

~ Everyone on Irony

“rain on your wedding day would only be ironic if you were marrying a weather man and he set the date”

~ Science on Irony

Morisette hit back at her critics and thought she had had the last laugh:

“You all sit there, looking smug saying my song isn't ironic, but in fact, it's pretty ironic that I wrote a song called 'Ironic' that wasn't really ironic.”

~ Alanis Morissette on Irony

The doctor because he says, “Take off your clothes.”

The dentist because he says, “Open wide.”

The hairdresser because she says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”

The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?”

The interior decorator because (s)he says, “Once you have it all in, you’ll love it.”

The banker because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

The police officer because he says, “Spread ‘em.”

The mailman because he always delivers his package.

The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

Luckily I work at Chick-fil-A. Where it’s always my pleasure.

It’s hard to believe it’s July. Just a few weeks until I leave for Towson. Seeya, people. But lately I have been wondering, because of something Schweffy said the other night at dinner: I might now transfer out of Towson after 2 years.

Where? The University of Pittsburgh. For a year’s study, in the college of business administration, for out-of-state, it’s $24, 352. (plus $770 in mandatory fees). At Towson it’s coming to $20,381. Why? Because I made the decision a while ago that I want to end up in Pittsburgh…it’s a blooming market for franchises. So, why not get the feel of the city early by going to college there for a couple years beforehand? I am a genius!

Of course it depends on how many scholarships I can garner for transferring to Pitt.

Also I got a request to stop posting lolcats and the such. Well TOO BAD! Check out the FAIL Blog for more epic failz.

Ghetto air conditioning:

PS. If your name is Megan Bristow you should hear this recording of how people talk in Texas.

Mr. Pregnant