penguinpride

Discovered at ScottMW.com

One day, a kid from Oklahoma named Kenny Glenn decided to take out his anger at being unloved upon his kitten, Dusty. He then proceeded to videotape his love for animals and post it to Youtube. Here is Dusty in one of his cinematic highlights:

The videos came to 4chan’s attention, no doubt with the help of this old guy. Just before he takes a little nap and talks to us later, he outlines the story of the idiot who decided that the place for kitties is up against his wall.

O that’s him By The Way. And WTF @ his status!!?

In any case the Law kicked his ass.

The end.

So I decided to put together a mock draft for the 2009 NFL season.

1. Detroit Lions – Matthew Stafford, QB (Georgia)
Before the Lions can expect to be a winning team, they’re going to have to start somewhere. The only players of any real value are WR Calvin Johnson, RB Kevin Smith, and LB Ernie Sims. It would certainly be nice for the Lions to have someone to get the ball to Johnson or Smith, and Kitna, Stanton, Orlovsky and Henson have shown that they cannot. Daunte Culpepper can, but for how long? He is certainly past his golden days with the Vikings. The best the Lions can hope for is for Stafford to watch Culpepper play for a season, and get to know the team and the plays. After that, he can really take off.

2. St. Louis Rams – Andre Smith, OT (Alabama)
As much as I want the Steelers to get the amazing Andre Smith, the Rams suck more so they get the earlier pick. Mark Bulger is a mediocre QB, but he would be better if he weren’t sacked so much. They need a good OT like Smith.

3. Kansas City Chiefs – Mark Sanchez, QB (USC)
The Chiefs need a QB. Although they may acquire Matt Cassel, it will come at a huge price. Even with Cassel, they’ll need a backup QB. A good backup QB.

4. Seattle Seahawks – Michael Crabtree, WR (Texas Tech)

5. Cleveland Browns – Aaron Curry, LB (Wake Forest)

6. Cincinnati Bengals – Michael Oher, OT (Ole Miss)

7. Oakland Raiders – Jeremy Maclin, WR (Missouri)

8. Jacksonville Jaguars – Jason Smith, OT (Baylor)

9. Green Bay Packers – Malcolm Jenkins, CB (Ohio State)

10. San Francisco 49ers – Aaron Maybin, DE/OLB (Penn State)