penguinpride

So the other day, Andrew and I went and bought NHL 09, NBA Live 09, and FIFA 09. (We already had Madden 09.) And I have grown to hate it with a passion.

Despite how much I diss myself in regards to tennis, I’m not so bad. But when playing tennis on the Wii, I absolutely suck. So I figured, since I really do suck at soccer, I might be good at the video game.

I was wrong.

As you can see here, I have the  worst record of everyone here. I have the same amount of losses as Alan, but he has three times the number of wins.

And then there’s my dismal record against the computer. I always play as a 5-star team. Here is my record so far against the computer on various levels:

• 1/2 star, 1-1
• 1 star, 1-0
• 1 1/2 stars, 1-1
• 2 stars, 1-1
• 2 1/2 stars, 1-1
• 3 stars, 1-0
• 3 1/2 stars, 1-3

AHHHHHH!! I CAN’T EVEN BEAT A 3.5 STAR TEAM?! How will I ever beat Mike (who tackes everyone but manages to never get penalized) or Alan (who gets lucky every time)? It’s going to be next to impossible. I think I’m going to retire… but I’ll give myself a chance first. If I lose to a 3.5 star computer team and then Andrew and then Alan and then Mike, I will retire because my life will be forfeit.

About as forfeit as your life if you are caught with a motor vehicle in Antarctica.

So basically I’m hopeless at the game.   :(

4 Responses to “Aaron vs. FIFA 09”

1. dreamingdaisy Says:
   March 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm

   I don’t remember you sucking at soccer in real life. there were much worse on the cfa team….lol.

2. Tungsten Says:
   March 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm

   “Anyone who makes an infraction on this decree will be shot and then drawn and quartered.”

   That sounds a bit harsh?

3. Aaron J Says:
   March 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

   Haha Megan, that’s what you get when you call a bunch of fast food workers and ask them to play sports. lol ;)

4. KING Says:
   March 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

   Everyone who plays sports in real life sucks at that sport in video games

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