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On Antarctica and Megan Fox
Author: Aaron J26.06.2009
So the Antarctican government was contacted the other day from the Republic of Aspindora. The highest ranking members of the imperial regime were asked a simple question: war or peace?

So far, the answer seems to be overwhelmingly WAR. The final decision will be released next Wednesday on the Imperial website.
In other news, I’m getting tired of people saying how hawt Megan Fox is. Really guys? I saw the first Transformers move and she had a nice face, especially the eyes, but not really all that hot. I gave her a 7.
Last night, I saw the second movie. You could tell they were flaunting her perceived “hotness” to the max. They came close to trying too hard, putting her in tight pants (or none at all). Her lips are almost sickeningly large.

Okay not quite that bad. But they did not make me want to jump all over her, pin her to a wall and rail her. Not at all. So although she improved to an 8 after Transformers 2, she’s still not all that hawt, and not as hot as my girlfriend.
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June 26th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
That face picture makes me want to puke!!!
But you def earned some points for your Megan Fox comment!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
which part of the Megan Fox comment?
July 1st, 2009 at 9:34 am
I’m guessing the part where you say she’s not as hot as your girl.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Well it’s been over a week, and no word on Antarctican-Aspindoran relations?
July 6th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Perhaps he meant TWO weeks; that’s the day after tomorrow.
August 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
You should have not worried about how hot or not hot she was and just enjoyed the movie. ;)
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 am
Haha its hard with her flaunting her oversized lips in my face. Also I’m not really into biker chicks
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