15 Jul
Ridiculous CFA Part II
Still more WTF’s from David, Sonny and crew at CFA.
- “Can I get the happy meal?”
- “Whopper with cheese, no pickles. OH SHIT! Wrong place”
- “Can I get the number 3, not the meal, just the 3 chicken thingy’s?”
- “Fruit instead of taters”
- Q: “Would you like a drink holder or a tray?” A: “Yes, that would be great.”
- Q: “Would you like any sauce?” A: “No, I’ll just spill it on myself.”
- “Can I have an order of hard grilled chicken?”

Are these hard enough for you?
- “May I have two number 3 fours?”
- “May I have a large ice cream dream cone please?”
- “Could I have some lemon juice please?”
- “I want the most nugget box you got.”
- “Caesar wrap sandwich”
- “Small order of cottage fries”
- “I’ll take a regular chicken.”

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- “Can I get a portable tray?”
- “Can I have 3 cups of honey?
- “Can I get the three count mini, the breakfast ones?”
- “Can I get just the breast?”
- “I’ll take a Chick-fil-A”
- “Oh wow, it’s all chicken”
- “Are all your fries waffle?”
- “Can I order breakfast now?” “Yes, ma’am, until 10:30.” “Well can I order breakfast then?”
- “Do you have any breakfast left?” “No, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.” “Well do you have any left?”
- A customer came to the counter and asked, “Do you still work here?”
- “Can I have your basic sandwich?”
- “2 spice sandwiches.”
- “Are you doing the promotion with the free side?”
- “Number 7 combo just the sandwich”
- “Can I get light on ice?”
- “How much is your chicken meal?”
- “Can I get the big one?”
- “Large not sweetened tea”
- “What is in the fruit, just fruit?”
- “Is there fruit on the Chargrilled and Fruit Salad?”
- “Can I get half of a sandwich?”
- “So you get two pieces of bread on a sandwich?”
- “Can I have a box of those chicken rollie things?”
- “Large sweet tea with a teaspoon of lemon on top”
- “Can I get the number 4 but make it spicy and add deluxe?”
There is still moar!!
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 pm
HAHA OMFG I cant wait for the next ones
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
“Can I get the happy meal?”
“Whopper with cheese, no pickles. OH SHIT! Wrong place”
Chronic confusion?
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Sweet Jaesus there’s more.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
“Can I get half of a sandwich?”
WAT
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
“Can I have an order of hard grilled chicken?”
“Are these hard enough for you?”
Haha hmm a little harder plz
July 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am
“Can I get a portable tray?”
NO! You have to use the trays bolted to the floor.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:25 am
LOL