Still more WTF’s from David, Sonny and crew at CFA.

  • “Can I get the happy meal?”
  • “Whopper with cheese, no pickles. OH SHIT! Wrong place”
  • “Can I get the number 3, not the meal, just the 3 chicken thingy’s?”
  • “Fruit instead of taters”
  • Q:  “Would you like a drink holder or a tray?”   A:  “Yes, that would be great.”
  • Q:  “Would you like any sauce?”   A: “No, I’ll just spill it on myself.”
  • “Can I have an order of hard grilled chicken?”

Are these hard enough for you?

  • “May I have two number 3 fours?”
  • “May I have a large ice cream dream cone please?”
  • “Could I have some lemon juice please?”
  • “I want the most nugget box you got.”
  • “Caesar wrap sandwich”
  • “Small order of cottage fries”
  • “I’ll take a regular chicken.”

?

  • “Can I get a portable tray?”
  • “Can I have 3 cups of honey?
  • “Can I get the three count mini, the breakfast ones?”
  • “Can I get just the breast?”
  • “I’ll take a Chick-fil-A”
  • “Oh wow, it’s all chicken”
  • “Are all your fries waffle?”
  • “Can I order breakfast now?”   “Yes, ma’am, until 10:30.”   “Well can I order breakfast then?”
  • “Do you have any breakfast left?”    “No, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.”    “Well do you have any left?”
  • A customer came to the counter and asked,  “Do you still work here?”
  • “Can I have your basic sandwich?”
  • “2 spice sandwiches.”
  • “Are you doing the promotion with the free side?”
  • “Number 7 combo just the sandwich”
  • “Can I get light on ice?”
  • “How much is your chicken meal?”
  • “Can I get the big one?”
  • “Large not sweetened tea”
  • “What is in the fruit, just fruit?”
  • “Is there fruit on the Chargrilled and Fruit Salad?”
  • “Can I get half of a sandwich?”
  • “So you get two pieces of bread on a sandwich?”
  • “Can I have a box of those chicken rollie things?”
  • “Large sweet tea with a teaspoon of lemon on top”
  • “Can I get the number 4 but make it spicy and add deluxe?”

There is still moar!!

Posted by Aaron J, filed under Chick-fil-A, Garcia, LOL. Date: July 15, 2009, 10:40 pm | 7 Comments »

7 Responses

  1. TowsonGuy Says:

    HAHA OMFG I cant wait for the next ones

  2. Tungsten Says:

    “Can I get the happy meal?”

    “Whopper with cheese, no pickles. OH SHIT! Wrong place”

    Chronic confusion?

  3. Doom Says:

    Sweet Jaesus there’s more.

  4. Doom Says:

    “Can I get half of a sandwich?”

    WAT

  5. Doom Says:

    “Can I have an order of hard grilled chicken?”
    “Are these hard enough for you?”

    Haha hmm a little harder plz

  6. torben Says:

    “Can I get a portable tray?”

    NO! You have to use the trays bolted to the floor.

  7. MrTek Says:

    LOL

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