Customers don’t stop with just 2 pages full of wtf’s. They keep coming. And David and Sonny have been compiling these lists for quite some time…

  • “Can I get 18 of those finger things?”
  • “Which one of the number 1 and number 2 is crispy?”    “The number 1 is fried, and the number 2 is grilled.”   “So which one is crispy?”
  • Q:  “Can I get you any sauce or condiments?”    A:  “She don’t use condiments!”
  • “Can I have one of those meals?”
  • “Can I have an order of round potato things?”
  • “FIVE DOLLARS FOR A NEWSPAPER??!?!”     “No, ma’am, that says 50 cents but here, it’s free.”
  • Q:  “Any sauce?”   A:  “No, just Chick-fil-A sauce.”
  • “Can I get 12 pieces of chicken?”
  • “Can I get real food now?”
  • “Can I get the largest number 5 I can get?”
  • “Is that carrot and raisin salad for humans?”
  • “I’ll take the smallest chicken meal you got”
  • “Can I have 2 chicken biscuits without the pickles?”
  • “Medium cup of whatever you call it, coffee?”
  • “Sausage biscuit with sausage”
  • “Medium splenda lemonade”
  • “Can I have one number 1 with cheese on both?”
  • “Do you have white coffee?”        [?!]
  • “Can I have a biscuit butter?”
  • “What’s the difference between an 8 pack and a 12 pack?”
  • “Can I get some tots please?”
  • “What’s the chance of me getting a bacon egg and cheese with no egg?”
  • “Do you have cold coffee?”
  • “I’ll take your $3.95 nuggets and a small lemonade”
  • “Can I get a 12 piece 12 nugget meal?”
  • “Can I have a number …… sorry I am so confused”

And of course there is MORE! To be had next week.

Posted by Aaron J, filed under Chick-fil-A, Garcia, LOL. Date: July 23, 2009, 11:13 pm | 6 Comments »

6 Responses

  1. Doom Says:

    OMFG more??????! :D

  2. torben Says:

    wtf is white coffee?

  3. dreamingdaisy Says:

    how about the one I got the other day when I was doing dt play?
    Hi welcome to chick-fil-a! What can I get for you?
    -Hell if I know!
    LOL. :)

  4. Tungsten Says:

    Haha wow these are funny.

  5. MrTek Says:

    “Can I get some tots please?”

    lol

  6. Zac Says:

    Thank you very much! I shall try it out tomorrow!,Jul 5, 2010 1:10:55 PM

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