Apparently, you have stumbled upon the nexus of my personality cult. Yes that’s me in the foreground of the photo above, wearing a scarfy-thing that does *not* belong to me. My name is Aaron, which I by the way, used to hate, but now I’m cool with. “Aaron” could be pronounced:
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“ERN”
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“EH-rin”
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“AW-run”
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“AW-rin”
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“EHRN”
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etc. etc. etc.
But I cannot pronounce it any of those ways so that’s why many of my friends call me “Dandrea,” which also can be pronounced a number of ways but I prefer “dahn-DRAY-uh” as opposed to the way my mom says it, “DAN-dree-uh” or the way my dad says it, “din-DRAY-uh.” I strongly dislike my last name and avoid saying it at all costs. My plan is to change it, probably when I get married so I have an excuse.
But enough about my name.
A prime interest of mine is lacrosse. It is the one sport that, no matter how much I suck, I still have fun playing. You should see me (attempt to) play basketball. I have a tendency to become murderous angry and begin “accidentally” running into people, preferably smashing them flat against the floor not hitting them.
But lacrosse … that’s different. Not saying I’m any better at lacrosse than basketball, but it’s different somehow.
Speaking of lacrosse, I live in Odenton, Maryland. (wiki) This state, and this town in particular, seems to have a particular fetish for lacrosse. All sporting goods stores around drop everything to make room for lacrosse (“lax”) equipment and all sales revolve around lax gear.
One of the most feared lacrosse teams in the state is that of Arundel High School. I don’t know why I linked to that website; the important one is here. Our team is elite!! Raaaah! In the picture above, look over my right (my right) shoulder and you will see a guy wearing an Arundel lacrosse jacket. But I won’t glorify him too much, he quit last year.
After I graduate college, I may move to the UK. Why, you ask? Blame my Maryland History teacher. If the UK thing doesn’t work out, I will stick around Maryland and plunge into politics. Main article: Dandrea in Politics
So, Dandrea, if I come over to your house what will we do?
I think we can use our imaginations…….
lol
But really, though, as of right now there’s absolutely nothing to do.
What else?
We can talk about Dandrea’s List of the Best of Everything.
Or, we can talk about how I am going to buy out Hollister. Why Hollister? Because they are the best. Screw Abercrombie & Fitch. I’ll take them over too. (Mostly, though, because they already own Hollister, literally). I’ll just buy all their stock. Simple. Then I shall reap my capitalistic profits and spit in the face of Communism and Ed for good measure. muhahaha… I’m not even fiddling with you. I already know Abercrombie’s NYSE ticker. Now all I need is a stockbroker … and some money…
… and another year before I am 18. : (