So my bromance with Tim is officially over, after a final date to PF Chang’s with Bryan, Lauren, Sam and her Spanish friend. I can’t remember her name offhand, all I remember is that it reminds me of Poland.
But that’s fine. I’ve settled into being the guy at work who doesn’t care about anything becausit’s [...]
Customers at Chick-fil-A can be quite airheaded from time to time. Here are some of those times.
“Can I get 3 chicken selects?”
“Can I get half caffeine half regular coffee?”
Would you like any sauce? “No, I’m eating in the car.”
“Can I get the kids meal in a bag?”
“How much is your bacon egg and cheese biscuit?” [...]
I’m wrapping up my time at Chick-fil-A. I’ll hopefully make it through the rest of the summer, then come back over winter break. But that will be the end. I’m done with CFA. It is a dead end job.
I’m not going to get another raise. I’m never going to be a team leader. I have [...]
Customers don’t stop with just 2 pages full of wtf’s. They keep coming. And David and Sonny have been compiling these lists for quite some time…
“Can I get 18 of those finger things?”
“Which one of the number 1 and number 2 is crispy?” “The number 1 is fried, and the number 2 is grilled.” “So [...]
Still more WTF’s from David, Sonny and crew at CFA.
“Can I get the happy meal?”
“Whopper with cheese, no pickles. OH SHIT! Wrong place”
“Can I get the number 3, not the meal, just the 3 chicken thingy’s?”
“Fruit instead of taters”
Q: “Would you like a drink holder or a tray?” A: “Yes, that would be great.”
Q: “Would [...]
Some of the things customers try to say to us at work are absolutely ridiculous.
Crowtans
Shopem bags
Q: “What drink would you like?” A: “Diet.”
Q: “Would you like any sauces?” A: “No. Can I have some BBQ sauce?”
“I just don’t understand why I don’t get two sandwiches with a meal”
“What do you sweeten your unsweetened tea with?”
“Does [...]
I was working the morning shift the other day and a man was looking at a newspaper while waiting for his food to come out. The headline was about the Israeli army firing rockets into Gaza and flattening what little infrastructure they had. The man commented, “It never ends, does it?” and proceeded to tell [...]
Happy New Year!!
I worked a double shift at Chick-fil-A yesterday. Drawer came up short $300. There’s no way I could have handed that out… it’s obviously a counting error.
But in other news, I went to a party at Bryan’s house to celebrate. Great stuff, I actually got in second place in Call of Duty free-for-all.
special [...]
This week I’ve tried to pack FULL of work. And I succeeded. I definitely am looking at some overtime pay in my next check – which is awesome. So Monday night I hung out with Andrew. We saw Tropic Thunder. Even though it wasn’t on my list, I still loved it. I wouldn’t consider it [...]
Lots of stuff has been going on. Firstly I realize that I shouldn’t take any more days off from Chick-fil-A. I need all the days I can get. I still don’t know where I’m going to get spending money throughout the year. That is bad.
More bad news? I no longer have a best friend. That’s [...]
