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On Antarctica and Megan Fox

Author: Aaron J
26.06.2009

So the Antarctican government was contacted the other day from the Republic of Aspindora. The highest ranking members of the imperial regime were asked a simple question: war or peace?

So far, the answer seems to be overwhelmingly WAR. The final decision will be released next Wednesday on the Imperial website.

In other news, I’m getting tired of people saying how hawt Megan Fox is. Really guys? I saw the first Transformers move and she had a nice face, especially the eyes, but not really all that hot. I gave her a 7.

Last night, I saw the second movie. You could tell they were flaunting her perceived “hotness” to the max. They came close to trying too hard, putting her in tight pants (or none at all). Her lips are almost sickeningly large.

Okay not quite that bad. But they did not make me want to jump all over her, pin her to a wall and rail her. Not at all. So although she improved to an 8 after Transformers 2, she’s still not all that hawt, and not as hot as my girlfriend.

Two this time…

Author: Aaron J
31.05.2009

We has resurvashun

Author: Aaron J
21.03.2009



Of course

And for future reference: exploitable penguins.

Oh dem?

Author: Aaron J
20.03.2009

U LAFF?!

Author: Aaron J
24.02.2009

WTF GUYS

Author: Aaron J
11.02.2009

LOL WUT

Author: Aaron J
04.01.2009

Hold It!!!

Author: Aaron J
15.06.2008

 

 

Recognize the picture??

your shoez

Author: Aaron J
17.11.2007