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So the Antarctican government was contacted the other day from the Republic of Aspindora. The highest ranking members of the imperial regime were asked a simple question: war or peace?

So far, the answer seems to be overwhelmingly WAR. The final decision will be released next Wednesday on the Imperial website.

In other news, I’m getting tired of people saying how hawt Megan Fox is. Really guys? I saw the first Transformers move and she had a nice face, especially the eyes, but not really all that hot. I gave her a 7.

Last night, I saw the second movie. You could tell they were flaunting her perceived “hotness” to the max. They came close to trying too hard, putting her in tight pants (or none at all). Her lips are almost sickeningly large.

Okay not quite that bad. But they did not make me want to jump all over her, pin her to a wall and rail her. Not at all. So although she improved to an 8 after Transformers 2, she’s still not all that hawt, and not as hot as my girlfriend.

My horoscope:

You can’t help but feel a little let-down, but you actually have a lot to look forward to.

This was really only half true. I didn’t actually feel let down. I had finally gotten an Ipod! However, I did still have a lot to look forward to, as the second Christmas party, this time with my dad’s girlfriend instead of my mom, took place. I got more stuff:

- Steelers hat (yes another one, this one not reversible but thicker)
- Jacket (was on my Christmas list!)
- A Guitar Hero shirt

I had to do some last minute shopping at the mall the day before, but I was able to pick up Twilight for my sister and a calendar whiteboard for my mom. My dad enjoyed his pipe matches, collectible nutcracker and Swiss Army knife and wallet. I gave my sister the book and a souvenir bear I picked up in New York City.

So tonight I saw Seven Pounds with Megan. That was an extraordinarily confusing movie. I liked how I couldn’t figure out what was going on though; I hate predictable movies. During the previews, two other movies captured my attention: Know1ng and The International. I’m definitely hoping to see these soon!

This week I’ve tried to pack FULL of work. And I succeeded. I definitely am looking at some overtime pay in my next check – which is awesome. So Monday night I hung out with Andrew. We saw Tropic Thunder. Even though it wasn’t on my list, I still loved it. I wouldn’t consider it “epic” though because it doesn’t have enough memorable lines.  Although “Never go full retard” is pretty good. Also it’s been awhile since I’ve seen such a star-studded cast in a movie that was actually good.

That’s my horoscope for today. It sounds rather cryptic and mysterious. But I guess it could be true… I mean, I couldn’t possibly know about it if nobody’s talking to me!

For the record, I’m happy that Schweffy has decided to continue blogging here. I’m thinking we’re going to be like phone acquaintances, for a while anyway. Maybe one day we’ll become friends again, but I don’t think that time is now… perhaps it’s best if we just take a break from each other, seeing as how we fight all the time. But as phone-acquaintances, we won’t have the opportunity to fight! I definitely hope that someday we’ll be friends again, though. Maybe if we ease back into each other, things will work out.

O. I just came back from the beach. I went with Andrew Lewis and Damien Sautter, the former of whom is a leprechaun, and the latter an extraordinarily attractive man (no homo). So yeah, there was a lot of beach walking (but not much swimming), some volleyball, sharkhunting, a rather interesting game known as “Samurai 1″ which is basically hide-and-seek in a city (gotta love parking garages and hotel staircases!!) where the hider is actually waiting in ambush for the seekers… well it’s complicated kind of. But VERY fun (I reckoned it would come down to this, Hank). Also we picked up two girls, unfortunately they were whores. Plus one was 14. Ah well it was fun without them :)

So on Twitter yesterday, I compiled my list of Movies I Simply Must See:

1. Pineapple Express saw it 8/13
2. The Dark Knight (that’s right, I still haven’t seen it)
3. The Mummy
4. Step Brothers
5. Mirrors (comes out 8/17)
6. Lakeview Terrace (comes out 9/17)

After seeing Pineapple Express, I concluded that it was an awesome movie. For my full review on the movie click here.

So yeah that’s whats been up with me lately.

So states my horoscope. It could mean so much.I guess it’s one of those ambiguous ones where it might mean one thing, then again it could mean something else.

I’m going to make one last try at getting a car before my birthday. Tomorrow.

So basically I watched Accepted and Clerks II today. I definitely like Clerks II better. It seemed…more mature. Which is definitely not the right word, as you would know if you’ve ever watched it. But it seemed a lot less stupid than Accepted, to me anyway.