Kenny Glenn vs. Dusty the Cat

Aaron J — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:03:08 +0000

One day, a kid from Oklahoma named Kenny Glenn decided to take out his anger at being unloved upon his kitten, Dusty. He then proceeded to videotape his love for animals and post it to Youtube. Here is Dusty in one of his cinematic highlights:

The videos came to 4chan’s attention, no doubt with the help of this old guy. Just before he takes a little nap and talks to us later, he outlines the story of the idiot who decided that the place for kitties is up against his wall.

O that’s him By The Way. And WTF @ his status!!?

In any case the Law kicked his ass.

The end.

First Day in OC

Aaron J — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:45:41 +0000

So today we got to Ocean City. I was really tired from the trip and was pretty much ready to crash at the condo. But we went down the boardwalk. It was Andrew, me, Bryan and Ed who came up and Rob left later. When we got there, we all walked along the beach the entire way from 137^th Street to 26^th Street where the boardwalk starts. We got free bus ride bracelets (which were pink and therefore ugly on me) there. We next went to a knife store on the boardwalk where Ed wanted a knife but, not being 18, couldn’t buy it. He asked Bryan to but he said no. Ed went bezerk. He flipped out on Bryan and stormed away in a huff to hang out with some people. Bryan left soon afterwards to go to a party with David, leaving just me and Andrew. We walked all the way down the boardwalk, past 1^st Street to this stupid arcade where Andrew decided to play some games. Rob showed up there and we decided to take the bus back up from Somerset Street to our condo on 137^th. It was a very long bus ride. Then Andrew wants to go back down the boardwalk to meet a couple of his friends, Ashley and Sammy. Rather than walk along the beach all the way to the boardwalk like we had earlier, we took the bus back. Rob brought this traveling guitar and Andrew brought his harmonica and Rob brought his precious straw hat as well. Strangely enough nobody put any money in it on the bus, although Andrew insisted he almost “picked up” two girls on the merit that they requested “Low” on the harmonica and they said he did a good job playing it. Then we did some more useless walking with Andrew’s friends down the boardwalk until we decided we were hungry and went to Subway on 17^th Street. I totally feel like the only person I really know here is Andrew, and he’s so busy with all his other friends I’m usually just walking along with him most of the time doing nothing. Today was filled with A LOT of useless walking.

So we were at Subway and basically I’m the useless guy at the table, since apparently Rob used to be good friends with Ashley and seems to like her. They exchanged numbers, and I pretty much just sat there and talked to Sammy about tattoos. Apparently she’s getting a tattoo tomorrow (even though you have to keep it out of direct sunlight for 2 weeks). Cool.

Then Andrew, Rob and I had to make it back to 137^th but we soon learned how hard it is to take a bus uptown late at night (this was actually about 12:30.am). Al the buses were full, and nobody stopped for us. As a result, we walked to 71^st Street, which tore up my toes. Right, so now I have blisters on my toes which are now torn up. I can only imagine how much of a whiny bitch I was.

So basically today sucked. I don’t feel like I have that many friends down here. I wish I were hanging out with Schweffy. Plus my toe is swelling…

Ed never came back. He’s sleeping with Lisa.

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Kenny Glenn vs. Dusty the Cat

First Day in OC