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This is where I store Cochran’s stuff.

[ :: THE COCHRAN SPECIAL :: ]

NOTE: Cochran’s name is spelled C-O-C-H, not C-O-C-K. If you
spell if that way Cockran will probably masturbate on you.

News

How to spell “Cockran” (9.22.07)

Cochran scores a victory (9.6.07)

Cochran is confused (6.25.07)

Cochran rights himself (5.11.07)

Cochran admits to being “unsure
of his sexual orientation” (3.28.07)

Cochran has been known to say some strange things. He also
writes poetry. Here is a classic Cochran poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are bigger,
In the tree,
I see a hanging, well, you know.

-Presented on November 8, 2006 to an English class of 34 people.

A typical conversation with Cochran goes something like
this:

Someone: I kicked John’s ass at Brawl yesterday!
Cochran: MY PENIS kicked John’s ass at Brawl!!1

Ahhhh, I see what you did there!